In his book, Dr. Woods defines the High Road:
"When you go through a nasty split, separation, divorce, broken friendship, broken partnership, etc...one must always make it a point to remain positive. Avoid heresay and rumormongering, don't focus on the negative attributes of the former partner, just the many positive attributes. If you find yourself accused of the most heinous of crimes and misdemeanours, even if innocent, respond only with a smile and a slight shake of the head...profess your love for the Good Lord and go on about your business - never defend yourself - it is a glaring sign of weakness. You will be construed as defensive...and guilty. You will be better for it, your children, employees, friends, and minions will also be the better for it. Blessings will reign down from heaven, your path will be turned to gold, you will pick up 1000's of friends on The Facebook you don't even know - just so they can be closer to your immortality. Happy, Happy, Happy." (Dr. Woods stole the line from the guy on Duck Dynasty).
As said, this is Dr. Woods definition of "The High Road"...as written at the time of his golf cart putter pounding amidst the biggest shrink for sex scandal in the small town of Buttwater, Mississippi's history.
Stay tuned for the TRANSLATED version of Bengal's definition...of the Low Road. To be continued.
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