Part #1 - Birth of the Jaded Anecdotal Premise

There once was a shrink who wrote a book.  The Book was called - "Take The High Road" - the shrink's name was Dr. Bengal Woods.  I will note, both the name of the book AND THE NAME OF THE SHRINK have been changed to protect the guilty.  Dr. Woods wrote the book during the time he was sleeping with his assistant, Gloria.  Gloria was just one of many in Bengal's stable - 10 to be exact.  Problem is, #11, Greta Van Woods (his wife and the mother of his 7 children), was not aware of Gloria...and the others in Bengal's stable.  That was, until one November night in Southern Mississippi when the story broke in GULF COAST PSYCHOLOGY THIS MONTH...Seemed Gloria had found out about Freda, Glenda, Brenda, Linda, and all of the other chicks with names ending in "A's" that the good Doctor was snugglin.  Mama Greta found out about it and took a putter to Bengal's souped up golf cart and the rest is history.  And from the experience, came the aforementioned Biloxi Times best seller, and our way of life as a nation changed forever.  The nation would divide at a crossroads - turn right, you find yourself on the high road.  Turn left, well, that is the low road - and when circumstances define themselves...we each make the choice...and that choice?  To be continued...